MissM loves TicTacs
because they make her breath smell sweet
after a night in retainers.
MasterM loves Fox's Glacier Mintsbecause they are good to suck when the plane takes off
and flies you thousands of miles from the Lovely MissE
for three and a half weeks.
MrM loves Polosbecause they give you something to do
when the wedding photographer is shouting at you.
MrsM loves mint
because you use it in Pimms
and I love Pimms
2 comments:
Love mint, can't stand the rest...
Oooh, Pimms, yummy. Have you tried Winter Pimms? I see our local Waitrose is stocking it already. Quite right too.
Oh, and by the way, I used to be a dental nurse and was told that polos cause very distinctive tooth decay - tiny little bullet holes at the gum line apparently. Delightful, isn't it?!
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