with a seven room flat to rattle around in.
He tells us that the rooms are massive and rather bare
so he is looking for cheap ways to decorate.
MrsM suggests that he print some of his photographs
but MasterM is dismissive.
He would need so many because the walls are so huge.
Anyway, he has other plans...
A fishtank would look really cool...
I went to a petshop today
on my way back from the hairdressers
but they didn't have any Japanese fighting fish...
...but they did have a really beautiful pair of parrots
...I could give them to somebody as a gift when I leave...
...there were some really cute Russian Mice
Have you actually thought
how many mice
you could have running around your flat
by the time you leave?
Maybe I will just get a lizard.
p.s. fear not, dear Animal Lovers,
this is merely evidence that
MasterM is missing the endless opportunities
to tease his mother.