Tuesday, 4 December 2007

Christmas Shopping

I know that all of you are looking for ideas.
Something a little out of the ordinary.
So I thought that I would share
my secret mail order catalogue.

There is something for everyone

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Lingerie

Accessories


Treats for the bathroom


Makeover packages


Alternative Therapy



Even people who prefer homemade gifts
will find something


There is also advice on coping with housework
At this busy time of year


And a turkey recipe for emergencies.


7 comments:

tracey petersen said...

A cure for fat people in a pill! At the moment the cure is advertised by lots of companies as being available in a shake.

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driftwood said...

inspired!

carrie said...

I certainly could have used those turkey tips on Thanksgiving! Next year, it's someone else's turn.

Tracy said...

Absolutely brilliant! ((HUGS))

blackbird said...

I hardly ever get to use the word 'tureen.'
I'm going to throw it around a little today and think of you...

MrM said...

I started work 25 years at 70 Finsbury Pavement - alas no sight of the Trilene Company.

dottycookie said...

Dear Sir or Madam,

Please send a course of Trilene tablets by return post. I enclose a postal order.

Best wishes,

She who has been out today for the first of many Christmas lunches