Advanced Parenting

MrsM
I wish I had more energy in the evenings

MasterM
You need some Red Ambulance

MrsM is aghast.
She has read about This Sort of Thing
in parenting manuals.
She knows that you must keep CALM.

MrsM
(calmly)
What is that?

MasterM
Coke

MrsM knows that her worst fears are confirmed.
She prepares for a difficult future

MasterM
(sighs loudly)
Not that sort of coke...