Shopping with Miss Tiny Small

Today I met Val and Miss Tiny Small

and we went for some retail therapy.

No photographs with this post, folks

Well, you don't embarass a celebrity when she is shopping.

Everyone needs a personal shopper to guide them

and encourage them to Think Pink.

I was taken under the tiny wing of Miss Tiny Small

and she wanted to help me transform myself.

1. A Bargain Wedding Dress

A snip at £8.99 - why spend more?

2. A sparkle kit for Fairy Wings

Could be pink, could be silver.

3. A Hello Kitty handbag

Every girl needs at least one.

4. Pink, Pink and more Pink Hair Accessories

If only I had blonde, curly hair like Miss Tiny Small.

5. Pink Marshmallows

Very low calorie.

6. Strawberry Pink Chocolate Egg

Less low calorie but a must for a self-respecting three year old.

7. A Pony

It is not pink but

it eats plastic carrots,

waves its tail, nods its head and twitches its ears.

And lives in the toy department.

Poppy might not like it but I'm tempted.

*****

Thank you so much, Val and the lovely Miss Tiny Small (who nearly got smuggled away in my handbag). I had so much fun that I was very sad to wave you off on the bus. We must do it all over again soon.