Saturday, 25 August 2007

Snapshots from a Family Holiday

Where shall we go first?
I know ... let's practise our French in the A&E of the local hospital.

Oh! Look! MrM is not the only one with a hole in the head.

MrM recovers to plan the itinerary.

This will take us to well known locations
such as the Church of the Seven Dwarfs...

and a rugby match...

a Rugby Match??

...how did that happen?

We are supposed to be on holiday.

We need to build in some time for relaxation

and some window shopping for the latest in trouser trends

If only Poppy was here - the facilities for dogs are fabulous.


Goodness! Is it time for supper already?

We must have some of the famous Potted Spinach.


And finally, some late night poker



in which MrM discovers




that his daughter knows more about poker





than he does.




An expensive mistake.









Thank you for all your lovely messages and comments.
I will reply as soon as I can
but I think that I ought to unpack first...

Thursday, 9 August 2007

Summer Migration

We have found the parasol
in the cupboard under the stairs
and loaded up the elephant
and we are off!

MrM will arrange educational trips
to sites of archaeological interest.
MissM will lie by the pool and look elegant.
I will go to sleep.

For two weeks.

These are a few of our favourite mints

MissM loves TicTacs

because they make her breath smell sweet
after a night in retainers.

MasterM loves Fox's Glacier Mints

because they are good to suck when the plane takes off
and flies you thousands of miles from the Lovely MissE
for three and a half weeks.

MrM loves Polos

because they give you something to do
when the wedding photographer is shouting at you.

MrsM loves mint

because you use it in Pimms
and I love Pimms

Wednesday, 8 August 2007

Ballycurrin Lighthouse

On the shores of Lough Corrib in Co. Mayo there is a lighthouse.

It was built over 200 years ago to shine a light on the waters
and guide a little boat back from the pub
on the other side of the lake.

It is not a big lighthouse
but I often think of the wife who organised the building of it
so that her husband would be safe on a dark night.

I wish that I could build a lighthouse
to bring my son safely home
from Australia.

Tuesday, 7 August 2007

MasterM packs for Australia

Rugby Boots
the BEST ever

Mouthguard
sine qua non

FlipFlops
because he must be COMFORTABLE

Boardies
for SHARK wrangling

Currency
because there is BEER to be bought

Monday, 6 August 2007

Shoe Review

MissM would like to comment on her new shoes as follows:

  • They are very SENSIBLE
    because the Cuban heels do not sink into the grass during photos.

  • They are very TASTEFUL
    because they have just the right amount of toe cleavage.

  • They are very PRACTICAL
    because she could dance all night in them.

  • They are very ECONOMICAL
    because although they are *slightly more than she would normally spend they are a classic design and will be useful on many other occassions.
    *trans. very expensive, bought by very generous granny

Sunday, 5 August 2007

Two for Joy...

A wonderful wedding should have at least some of the following...

beautiful flowers

a choice of transport

stylish guests

a professional singer brother-in-law

cute nieces

the best usher in the business

a fabulous sister

two more fabulous sisters

and love,

so much love
that it spreads and touches everyone
who is lucky enough to be there.

Thursday, 2 August 2007

Off Gallivanting...

The car is loaded up with cupcakes.
The dress and the suit are carefully packed.
My hat is balanced on top.

Poppy is very anxious about her future
because the pile of suitcases
do not include
leads, Bonios, dog duvets.

We are off to the wedding...hoping for sunshine.
Back on Sunday.

The Truth about Cupcakes

One cupcake is enchanting.

Two cupcakes are charming.

Seven cupcakes are amusing.

One hundred and fifty cupcakes are a labour of love.


Do you mind if we don't talk about cupcakes for a while?
if you are considering this idea
I would recommend putting the love hearts on at the last moment
because they absorb moisture from the icing.
I think that jelly sweets are more successful e.g. hearts from Haribo Starmix.

Wednesday, 1 August 2007

The Dress

This is The Dress.

It is the Dress that had to be searched for.

It fits like a dream and makes the wearer look fabulous.

It is MissM's Dress.

And these are The Shoes.

At least my children have something to wear to the wedding.