If you see four little plates on the White Elephant stall
and you know that they have been languishing
at the back of somebody's cupboard, unloved,
you should murmur to them as follows:
(even if the weird old guy dressed as a scout
with immaculate scarf and woggle is watching you)
"Come home with me and I will make a fuss of you
and you shall have a new purpose in life.
You shall be the Creme Caramel plates."
and you know that they have been languishing
at the back of somebody's cupboard, unloved,
you should murmur to them as follows:(even if the weird old guy dressed as a scout
with immaculate scarf and woggle is watching you)
"Come home with me and I will make a fuss of youand you shall have a new purpose in life.
You shall be the Creme Caramel plates."
1 comment:
I understand exactly what you mean. I have a cupboard full.
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